Definitions of Trump

Definitions of Trump: Noun 1. (in bridge, whist, and similar card games) a playing card of the suit chosen to rank above the others, which can win a trick where a card of a different suit has been led. 2. a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage. 3. a helpful or admirable person. Verb 4. (in bridge, whist, and similar card games) play a trump on (a card of another suit). 5. surpass (something) by saying or doing something better.

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1. worst, most embarrassing, corrupt and anti-democratic President in history - a haemorroid on the arse of the US 2. a self-serving conman, a fibber, a cheat, a defrauder, a dullard and a fruitcake who believes in wappenshawing 3. a malignant narcissist with vile orange fake tan/combover, surrounded by egregious sycophants/pals 4. steady Mr Biden fairly beats begrudging nepotistic megalomaniac - HURRAH! 5. disappeared in the dustbin of history - HALLELUIAH!

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