Kevin Spacey hopes he will not be arrested = Not real news. Bet he's a very sick pedophile
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk
Image: Thomas Hawk
Monday, December 31, 2018
Kevin Spacey Shares Bizarre Frank Underwood Video as Police Announce Criminal Charges
(PopCrush)
Kevin Spacey hopes he will not be arrested = Not real news. Bet he's a very sick pedophile
Kevin Spacey hopes he will not be arrested = Not real news. Bet he's a very sick pedophile
Saturday, December 29, 2018
US shutdown could stretch into January, Trump aide warns
(BBC)
So, US shutdown could stretch into January Trump aide warns?
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POTUS's injustice heads downward, amoral nut hurts country!
So, US shutdown could stretch into January Trump aide warns?
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POTUS's injustice heads downward, amoral nut hurts country!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Trump to child: Do you believe in Santa?
(BBC)
Trump to a child: Do you believe in Santa? = Boy to POTUS: I declare him evil and a nut!
Trump to a child: Do you believe in Santa? = Boy to POTUS: I declare him evil and a nut!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan C
Image: Duncan C
Another Guatemalan child has died in immigration custody, officials say
(PBS)
Yet another Guatemalan child migrant perishes in US = Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Trump deny the carnage is a huge sin
Yet another Guatemalan child migrant perishes in US = Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Trump deny the carnage is a huge sin
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Duncan C
Image: Duncan C
Pope Francis condemns world of materialism and poverty
(BBC)
Pope Francis has condemned the rampant materialism and poverty in the world
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"I meant shady pedophile monsters from Vatican torment, paw and rape children."
Pope Francis has condemned the rampant materialism and poverty in the world
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"I meant shady pedophile monsters from Vatican torment, paw and rape children."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Pontifical Council for Pro
Image: Pontifical Council for Pro
New York City skyline turns bright blue after transformer explosion
(ABC News)
Transformer blew up at New York City, United States. = Important, yet we notice sky turns blue afterwards.
Transformer blew up at New York City, United States. = Important, yet we notice sky turns blue afterwards.
Anagram: George Missailidis & Another Anagrammist
Friday, December 28, 2018
Italy's Mount Etna erupts, closing Sicily's Catania Airport
(CNN)
Embed from Getty Images
Italy's Mount Etna erupts = Trump's a testy inane lout
Embed from Getty Images
Italy's Mount Etna erupts = Trump's a testy inane lout
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Government shutdowns hurt poor families and low-paid workers
(Vox)
US President Donald Trump tweets: "The crisis of illegal activity at our Southern Border is real and will not stop until we build a great Steel Barrier or Wall. Let work begin!"
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Bitter partisan brawl follows rogue leader's elite government shutdown unnecessarily hurting irritated low-paid workers. "All better?" Liar! Stupid idiot, lout. Best: a cell.
US President Donald Trump tweets: "The crisis of illegal activity at our Southern Border is real and will not stop until we build a great Steel Barrier or Wall. Let work begin!"
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Bitter partisan brawl follows rogue leader's elite government shutdown unnecessarily hurting irritated low-paid workers. "All better?" Liar! Stupid idiot, lout. Best: a cell.
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Chris Hunkeler
Image: Chris Hunkeler
A rogue presidency: The era of containing US President Donald Trump is over
(The New Zealand Herald)
The US President goes = rogue, sends epithets = rogue, then sidesteps
The US President goes = rogue, sends epithets = rogue, then sidesteps
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Hawk
Image: Thomas Hawk
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Donald Trump unveils design for "effective and beautiful" spiked Mexico wall as he shuts down US government over border budget
(The Sun)
The barrier of sharpened steel slats ~ 's able to tear their flesh and repress
The barrier of sharpened steel slats ~ 's able to tear their flesh and repress
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
"Chaos president" isolates himself with plays to base
(ABC News)
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It's a Very Trump (& Unbelievable) Christmas 'Twas the week before Christmas, And all through DC, A shutdown was looming, For the entire country. The President wanted, His big shiny wall. Setting him up, for a partisan brawl. | = |
Best Blame (& Flush) Evil 'Chaos President'. I am wrecking our country, With an awful deathblow! Destroy America's government, Trash the truth! So? Mr Donald is silly, He has what brain? Bit inept, Twerp wept, Frightens US again! |
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
We are all migrants, we're unstoppable
(Vanguard)
We are all migrants, Mister POTUS = Elitist Trump was a German loser
We are all migrants, Mister POTUS = Elitist Trump was a German loser
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: August Schwerdfeger
Image: August Schwerdfeger
Saturday, December 22, 2018
US government shutdown imminent as Trump unveils 'beautiful' border wall design
(The New Zealand Herald)
A partial shutdown of the United States government is imminent = I vomit at meltdown, I resent the defiant shenanigans. Oust Trump!
A partial shutdown of the United States government is imminent = I vomit at meltdown, I resent the defiant shenanigans. Oust Trump!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
Saudi Arabia praises 'prudent' Trump administration for repeatedly covering for its crown prince over Khashoggi murder
(Business Insider)
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Here is a list of 'The Five Most Handsome Actors Ever?' (which was posted by Nicky Curtis onto 5top.com under the Entertainment Category, and is also fit to anagram): 1. Johnny Depp 2. James Dean 3. Heath Ledger 4. Denzel Washington, Jr. 5. Ryan Reynolds (6. Donald Trump? Ahh, it's insane!) (7. MBS? Same. So... remember the Arab lad who was beaten dead?) | = |
Famed characters we remember them playing as: 1. Edward Scissorhands, the Mad Hatter... then 5 others. 2. Not Elvis Presley (he cannot jive), but just as handsome in the face, nanny 3. The Joker (Batman traps him) 4. Nifty cop Alonzo in 'Training Day' 5. Too-strong-to-die Deadpool, namely Wade. Hum songs, Mr? (6 & 7. Beware woe: bad, dishonest leaders.) |
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Rogelio A. Galaviz C.
Image: Rogelio A. Galaviz C.
Trump 'Temper Tantrum' Continues: Tells McConnell to 'Go Nuclear' or Shutdown Will 'Last Very Long Time'
(Common Dreams)
Here's the statesman Trump = Has these temper tantrums
Here's the statesman Trump = Has these temper tantrums
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural
Image: FolsomNatural
Der Spiegel says top journalist faked stories for years
(The Guardian)
Claas Relotius = Callous satire = Louse's liar act = Rascal lies, out!
Claas Relotius = Callous satire = Louse's liar act = Rascal lies, out!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
US ally in Syria says pullout will aid ISIS, cause instability
(ABC News)
In December: Donald John Trump, the President of the United States of America, tweets, "We have defeated ISIS [Islamic State of Iraq and Syria] in Syria."
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It's beaten? It's fate: ever unfinished! Withdraw armed forces from that country? I see team allies hate idea, ponder man's IQ, deep ties (and sadistic joy).
In December: Donald John Trump, the President of the United States of America, tweets, "We have defeated ISIS [Islamic State of Iraq and Syria] in Syria."
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It's beaten? It's fate: ever unfinished! Withdraw armed forces from that country? I see team allies hate idea, ponder man's IQ, deep ties (and sadistic joy).
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Alisdare Hickson
Image: Alisdare Hickson
Putin wants government to "take charge" of rap music
(BBC)
Putin wants government to "take charge" of rap music = Even conspires with Trump to attack men of Anu Garg
Putin wants government to "take charge" of rap music = Even conspires with Trump to attack men of Anu Garg
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Marco Verch
Image: Marco Verch
World War 3: Satellite images show HUNDREDS of Russian tanks massing on Ukraine border
(The Daily Express)
The Russian tanks converge on their border = Borscht vendors threaten Ukraine's region
The Russian tanks converge on their border = Borscht vendors threaten Ukraine's region
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Legal threats surround Donald Trump as nearly every organisation he has led is under investigation
(The New Zealand Herald)
The countdown to POTUS impeachment has already started = Watch Cohen lament on oath a stout ape Trump's "dirty deeds"
The countdown to POTUS impeachment has already started = Watch Cohen lament on oath a stout ape Trump's "dirty deeds"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign
Image: Backbone Campaign
WW3: Moscow admits Russian aggression won't be on America but against small Euro states
(The Daily Express)
The third world war ~ dwelt horrid wrath
The third world war ~ dwelt horrid wrath
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: PDru2014
Image: PDru2014
Migrant caravan: Girl dies in custody after crossing US-Mexico border
(BBC)
A young girl from Guatemala dies in US custody = End US's feud. Moronic guy at Mar-a-Lago is guilty
A young girl from Guatemala dies in US custody = End US's feud. Moronic guy at Mar-a-Lago is guilty
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Backbone Campaign
Image: Backbone Campaign
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
"Can you imagine anyone other than Trump?" Time magazine published a perfectly fitting answer.
(The Oregonian)
Trump fails to be named Time's "Person of the Year" = Damn, I feel the man prefers a bosomy prostitute
Trump fails to be named Time's "Person of the Year" = Damn, I feel the man prefers a bosomy prostitute
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Time
Image: Time
Monday, December 10, 2018
The Birth of BrExit
(The Dangerous Globe)
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Types of Births 1. Normal vaginal (per vaginum) 2. The forceps-assisted 3. The vacuum-assisted 4. Caesarean section 5. Non-intact dilation and extraction | = | 1. "Push!" Men dread loose vagina 2. "Dr, don't insert those up me!" 3. Ventouse (France) 4. Incapacitation, can't sit, has long scar 5. Brexit - mass fatalistic naivety! |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Tim Dennell
Image: Tim Dennell
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Ex-Miss Kentucky charged with sending nude photos to student
(Yahoo!)
Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = My, a creepy stunner makes tricks!
Ex-Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = A sexy stunner makes my prick erect
Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = My, a creepy stunner makes tricks!
Ex-Miss Kentucky Ramsey Carpenter = A sexy stunner makes my prick erect
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
The Girl In The Spider's Web Review
(Empire)
Recent film "The Girl in the Spider's Web" is ~ big Swedish feminist thriller pretence
Recent film "The Girl in the Spider's Web" is ~ big Swedish feminist thriller pretence
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Prosecutors demand Michael Cohen spend four to five YEARS in prison for trying to 'influence the election from the shadows'
(Daily Mail)
"I'm trying to influence the election from the shadows." = Tut, Michael Cohen's done for lying. Not wise! Fetter him!
"I'm trying to influence the election from the shadows." = Tut, Michael Cohen's done for lying. Not wise! Fetter him!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Art: Roy Blumenthal
Art: Roy Blumenthal
Seven-year-old Ryan tops list of biggest YouTube earners, making $29.8m from toy reviews
(ABC News)
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The Most Outstanding Earners from YouTube Site Include: 1. Ryan ToysReview 2. Jake Paul 3. Dude Perfect | = | 1. Boy enjoys playing 2. We endure immature untuneful raps, etcetera 3. Five dudes do trick shots, are OTT |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
"A great leader and a good man": Paul Ryan honors President George H.W. Bush
(ABC News)
"Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected." -the American revivalist preacher, philosopher and puritan, Jonathan Edwards
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George H.W. Bush: a just, decent, righteous, avid, gentle, fancy, caring leader. Hope!
Trump: a pest! Bad, insane, vile, rancid, crappy brat, liar! Horror!
"Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected." -the American revivalist preacher, philosopher and puritan, Jonathan Edwards
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George H.W. Bush: a just, decent, righteous, avid, gentle, fancy, caring leader. Hope!
Trump: a pest! Bad, insane, vile, rancid, crappy brat, liar! Horror!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Alan
Image: Alan
Wizard of Oz beats Star Wars as most influential film of all time, study of 47,000 movies shows
(The Daily Telegraph)
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The Most Influential Films of All Time Compiled By The University of Turin 1. The Wizard of Oz 2. Star Wars 3. Psycho 4. King Kong 5. 2001: A Space Odyssey 6. Metropolis 7. Citizen Kane 8. The Birth of a Nation 9. Frankenstein 10. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 11. Casablanca 12. Dracula 13. The Godfather 14. Jaws 15. Nosferatu 16. The Searchers 17. Cabiria 18. Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 19. Gone With the Wind 20. Battleship Potemkin | = |
We see that these created the most spinoffs and mentions 1. Frank Baum 2. Notwithstanding Nazi elements 3. Alfred Hitchcock 4. Fay Wray on the Empire State Building 5. Wise HAL 6. Fritz Lang 7. Orson Welles 8. Civil War, nationhood 9. Boris Karlov 10. A Walt Disney fantasy 11. Humphrey Bogart 12. Tod Browning 13. Francis Ford Coppola 14. Spielberg 15. Vampire 16. John Ford 17. Viewed at the White House 18. Zany Kubrick, he's too OTT! 19. Scarlett O'Hara 20. Eisenstein |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Insomnia Cured Here
Image: Insomnia Cured Here
Here's How Many Times You Need to Have Sex to Slow Down Aging
(Reader's Digest)
Here's How Many Times You Need to Have Sex to Slow Down Aging = X 'n' Y? Somehow, one good time in seven days at least! Whew, rough!
Here's How Many Times You Need to Have Sex to Slow Down Aging = X 'n' Y? Somehow, one good time in seven days at least! Whew, rough!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Classic Film
Image: Classic Film
Saturday, December 1, 2018
Arizona Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin in Walmart
(Newsweek)
Arizona man carrying handgun in waistband shoots himself in groin in Walmart meat department
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This demands a brilliant anagram. Rats! Amazing recent ammunition, now finding no worthy phrase!
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A manly man can be in distress and humiliated for grazing his own meat (that minor part). No warning!
Arizona man carrying handgun in waistband shoots himself in groin in Walmart meat department
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This demands a brilliant anagram. Rats! Amazing recent ammunition, now finding no worthy phrase!
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A manly man can be in distress and humiliated for grazing his own meat (that minor part). No warning!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Ted Swedenburg
Image: Ted Swedenburg
Five key takeaways from Michael Cohen's new plea deal with special counsel Mueller
(ABC News)
| America's "Five Key Takeaways from Michael Cohen's new plea deal with Special Counsel Mueller." 1. This is no longer just about Stormy 2. "The Moscow Project" 3. Trump's answers are now critical 4. Liar or not? 5. And now, onto the G-20 Summit. Which especially anagrams to… | = | 1. Woman touches Mr President. She what?! 2. Worn-down Mike lies to Congress about USA's major Tower plan for Russia's capital. Well, he's guilty! 3. All somewhat conflict with Mike's narrative. 4. "Yes, I am." ... "Me too." 5. Cancel the majorly cancerous meeting? Oh crap, play nice! |
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Alan
Image: Alan
Former US President George HW Bush dead at 94
(Al Jazeera)
Former US President George HW Bush dies at ninety-four = We, sirs, to mourn sunny GOP father figure; the breed dies.
Former US President George HW Bush dies at ninety-four = We, sirs, to mourn sunny GOP father figure; the breed dies.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NIH
Image: NIH
7.0 Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos
(CNN)
Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos = Area shakes, squads began access, among a flood risk
Alaska quake damages roads, brings scenes of chaos = Area shakes, squads began access, among a flood risk
Anagram: Dharam
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