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Monday, February 12, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Wonders Why Melania Trump Follows Barack Obama On Twitter

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Melania Trump - Caricature

Stormy Weather

Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Life is bare
Gloom and misery everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poor self together
I'm weary all the time, the time
So weary all the time
When he went away, the blues walked in and met me
If he stays away, old rocking chair will get me
All I do is pray the Lord above will let me
Walk in the sun once more
Can't go on
All I have in life is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
I walk around, heavy-hearted and sad
Night comes around, I'm still feelin' bad
Rain pourin' down, blindin' every hope I had
This pitterin', patterin', beatin' and spatterin' drives me mad
Love, love, love, love
This misery is just too much for me
Can't go on
Everything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
=In Slovenia

I was a mouse
I was born Melanija Knavs
In Slovenia
I became a planner, model, gold digger
Breast implants, dental veneers
I'm an enigma
We don't believe in karma
In Slovenia
Somehow I met Mr T (Donald Trump)
I wanted to make myself richer
So much richer
He tried to enlist but heel spurs deferred his draft
Went to Fordham University but he was daft
Ninny's a graduate with science degree
Economics major (LOL!)
He likes porn
Wants me to wear the strap-on
In Slovenia
When he and Stormy got together
I needed time apart
I needed time apart
I stay in Trump Tower with my special son
I polish the kinky leather strap-on
I hate tyranny, the orange toupee, the fake tan
Trysts, kinky talk, the little mitts and willy all make me insane
Hate, hate, hate, hate
I yell angrily "We never see eye to eye!"
I loathe her/him
Hell! I yell "I'd rather go to the gym!"
In Slovenia
Grrr! I yell "I'm no longer in love with him!"
Why no intimacy with me?
Why no intimacy with me?
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