"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out. OK? That's what I do. I fix things. We're going to straighten it out. Believe me. When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. They're tough. We have to tough ... We're taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It's not going to happen anymore."
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"O! Hosanna! Trust Twitter Star, Donald Trump, sonny!
I arose the out-and-out Toughest Ever Ego Trip Fixer in power on Earth!
I vow:
By building a leviathan ten foot high wall
By tweeting tough rot too
By tweeting even tougher shit
By tweeting even tougher dirty shit
By tough hoodwinking to win
By tough torture too
Hallelujah! I vow to Make America Hate Again!"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Der Spiegel
Image: Der Spiegel
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