"Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousand-Eight started the birther controversy. I finished it. I finished it. You know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period."
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Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa! Great, I didn't know!
On another hand, why don't I admit more obvious stuff?
* the sky is the color blue
* water is wet
* threats are threatening
* I am a dipshit on acid
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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