Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle

(Huffington Post)

Image: State Farm

Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = Alas, pet mangles testis. Doc ready...

(by Julian Lofts)

Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle = Zany pet ate ill master's sac (Ed.: God!)

Dog Eats Paralysed Man's Testicle = A pet mangles sac. Dad (testily): "Sore!"

(by Jason and Julian Lofts)