Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds

(The Daily Blitz)

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = Ha! Darn unhappy disaster for puny dickhead George W. Bush!

(by Maurice Goddard)

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Happy birthday! Reagan's cake weighs four hundred pounds = He's dead, for god's sake! R.I.P. grub? Write 'Happy'?? And Nancy??? Uh-uh...

(by Steve Allison)