Charlie Sheen's mouthful of gold teeth

(NBC Today)

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Charlie Sheen in a crazy hotel bender - 'News' nails him! Nice hair - a mouthful of gold teeth ! = A nice smile (and glitter); i.e. "Half a man" - he hit her? Nice fun old boozer, Why then, such a loser?

(by Steve Allison)