America’s Orange Jesus

(The New Yorker)

Trump post appearing to depict him as Jesus removed amid backlash
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O! That crap! Pompous evil-minded dumb Jackass! Great ape's prime shit!

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Image: Twitter

What now? Vance Leaves Iran Talks Without a Deal

(The New York Times)

What now? Vance Leaves Iran Talks Without a Deal
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Aw, a knell without a least advancin' whatsoever

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Image: DonkeyHotey

Trump plans massive pardons at the end of his term

(The Guardian)

Trump plans massive pardons at the end of his term
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thus masterminds, mad rapists, hope for event plan

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Trump fires his Attorney General Pam Bondi

(CNBC)

Trump fires his Attorney General Pam Bondi
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His support brief, energy intolerant, madam

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Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, dies aged 43

(The Guardian)

Leonid Radvinsky
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Daily skin vendor

Image: Wikimedia Commons

Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case

(CNN)

Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case
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Man in US free to go make music on sad event of on-camera police raid

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Chris Gilmore

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei

(BBC)

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
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A jerk has been named imam, aspire to rule

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Image: Mostafa Tehrani / Wikimedia

Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it

(Mashable)

Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it out
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He would rather see Grok AI - and it can't support Democrat opponents!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Steve Jurvetson / Grok

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means

(ArsTechnica)

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means
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Call: Necessary nostrum pusher, performing a nice, fake game

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Image: Wikimedia

The Search for Nancy Guthrie

(The New York Times)

The Search for Nancy Guthrie
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Treachery hunt, fringe chaos

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Image: Victoria Pickering