Tim Walz Responds to Donald Trump Calling Him ‘Seriously Retarded’

(Newsweek)

"Seriously retarded"
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Leader used it? Sorry...

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Trump Claims MRI Performed on his Brain Found Nothing

(Facebook)

Trump Claims MRI Performed on his Brain Found Nothing
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Triumph? Confirming rumor of emptiness (and blond hair).

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Oops. Cryptographers lose decryption key

(ArsTechnica)

Oops. Cryptographers lose decryption key
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O, shy, dorky type people can't process rigor

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Defiant ByHeart confirms bacteria in its formula

(ArsTechnica)

Defiant ByHeart confirms bacteria in its formula
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Cafeteria-in-factory bred botulism; is infant harm

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Pet crocodile plans scaled up by Aus territory's snap call

(1 News)

Pet crocodile plans
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A collector’s nipped

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Epstein Said He Could ‘Take Him Down’

(The New York Times)

Epstein Said He Could ‘Take Him Down’
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Ew, he linked cad POTUS to his maiden

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The Mamdani Era Begins

(The New Yorker)

The Mamdani Era Begins
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Immigrant's been ahead!

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Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race

(National Public Radio)

Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race
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(icily) "Oy, a new, warm, dynamic Koran master"

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Judges order Trump administration to pay SNAP benefits

(NBC Washington)

Judges order Trump administration to pay SNAP benefits
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Interrupt food stamps? Just be sending in a temporary aid!

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