Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

(ABC News)

Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services
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Ostracize eminent doc & TV star - gee, he demanded to spread Covid misinformation, myths & miracle cures

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What is hybrid warfare?

(The Guardian)

What is hybrid warfare?
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Hit by rash war, far & wide

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Arthur Frommer, Creator of Renowned Travel Guides, Dies

(Bloomberg)

Arthur Frommer, Creator of Renowned Travel Guides, Dies
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The treasured informer - germane advice for world tours

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Baby saber-toothed cat mummy found

(CNN)

Baby saber-toothed cat mummy found
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My, my. Boo! And cute tomb-beast had fur!

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Will Melania be living in the White House for Trump’s second term? Probably not

(The Guardian)

Will Melania be living in the White House for Trump’s second term? Probably not
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FLOTUS will escape, might be in NY to write memoir & help Barron, not vile husband
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Hmm, when will FLOTUS “Be Best” to nag POTUS, divorce, pine, then marry billionaire?

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Why is Tulsi Gabbard, Trump’s new intel tsar, so controversial?

(Al Jazeera)

“Not only is [Gabbard] ill-prepared and unqualified, but she traffics in conspiracy theories and cozies up to dictators like Bashar-al Assad and Vladimir Putin,” Democratic Representative and a former CIA officer Abigail Spanberger wrote
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Very absurd appointment, derided gaffe, abysmal fiasco. She’s a puppet in Donald Trump’s brand, had inadequate political savoir faire before critical US intelligence director’s ordination. Backs Israel’s abhorrent Gaza war & critic of Iran

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Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul result: Former champ barely lands a punch as YouTuber claims victory

(The New Zealand Herald)

Former champ barely lands a punch as YouTuber claims victory
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Oh no, Tyson rumbled by Paul - a very farcical mismatch, crap ruse

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Biden and Xi meet, Delivering Messages for Trump

(The New York Times)

Biden and Xi meet, Delivering Messages for Trump
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Intended missives urged: "Examine graft problem."

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RFK Jr's to-do list to make America 'healthy' has health experts

(RNZ)

The pseudoscientist thinks of himself as a “nonpartisan public health soldier”
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Heh, RFK is heretical fabulist. Shun idiot, stop damn hippie nonsense at all costs!

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Did Nero Really Fiddle While Rome Burned?

(History)

According to a well-known expression, Rome’s emperor at the time, the decadent and unpopular Nero, “fiddled while Rome burned”
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Trump and apprentice RFK will do the same in US ‘n our world won’t mend. Good riddance to “Napoleon the redeemer”. He is execrable

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Donald Trump full speech at America First Policy Institute Gala

(WFAA)

America First Policy Institute
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Trump’s artifice, yo titanic lies

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What to know about vaccine sceptic Robert F Kennedy Jr, Donald Trump's pick for US health secretary

(ABC News)

What to know about Robert F Kennedy Junior, Donald Trump's pick for US health secretary
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Oh, flunky’s an abhorrent wack job twerp like that moronic fraudster Don, you sputtered

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'Nuts on a lot of fronts': NY Post

(Politico)

'Nuts on a lot of fronts': NY Post
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Top front: fool's stunt annoys

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Sylvester Stallone calls Trump '2nd George Washington' at Mar-a-Lago gala

(Wion)

“No one could have done what this man has done,” Stallone said. “He’s the second George Washington”
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Hang on, he’s not honest - his agenda: crime, violence and hostages, so he won and would do the steal?

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Ship of Fools

(Wikipedia)

The eminently fitting term “Ship of Fools” that is still relevant today: - First attributed to the Greek philosopher Plato who wrote De Republica approx. 375 BC - Basel lawyer Sebastian Brant’s satirical book Das Narrenschiff 1494 later adapted by chaplain, later a Benedictine monk, Alexander Barclay 1509 - Talented Early Netherlandish artist Hieronymus Bosch’s moralistic allegorical religious painting - Stanley Kramer’s film - Jurgen Weber’s novel fountain - Robert Plant’s song - Tucker Carlson’s book - Jenkins and Goddard’s Magazine of Christian unrest - the world’s first dedicated online church - Aka “Unto Leviathan” - a horror sci-fi novel - A tiresome seafaring roguelite co-op game - developer Fika Productions

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Captain Ahab Orange Monster - POTUS ‘n his worrying ill-assorted group of inappropriate apprentices to be exact - This deviant sex bad boy ‘n retard Matt Gaetz is Attorney General - Little nerd Marco Rubio’s Secretary of State - Callow warlord Pete Hegseth is Defense Secretary - Flipflopper Tulsi Gabbard, hint is a diva, is Director of National Intelligence - Dog ‘n goat killer Kristi Noem - Homeland Security - Dull John Ratcliffe - CIA Director - Arrogant border blocker and anti non-US nationals Tom Homan - Sly billionaire backer Muskrat - DOGE official - Wacko RFK Jr - Health and Human Services - Slothful shlepps Stefanik & Huckabee - Ambassadors to the UN ‘n Israel - Where the hell is dirty villain Steve Bannon?

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Neurologist reveals the exact age you should stop drinking beer

(LADbible)

Neurologist reveals the exact age that you should stop drinking beer
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Restak's hint: No, end usual purge o' cold lager above sixty-three to -eight

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Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy to lead Department of Government Efficiency: Trump

(NBC News)

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the Department of Government Efficiency
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Defy venal madman’s diktat trick to save money ‘n give them more affluence ‘n power

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Trump names Ratcliffe to lead the CIA

(NBC News)

Trump names Ratcliffe to lead the CIA
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Dam* oaf replace smart intel chief? Tut.

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Alien of extraordinary ability

(Wikipedia)

Alien of extraordinary ability is an alien classification by the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services
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Fascinatingly, icy Melania T is a contentious example of the ‘Einstein visa’. Rabid Hitler border czar said, “It is asininity.”

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Wicked movie merchandise directs fans to porn website

(The New Zealand Herald)

Wicked movie merchandise directs fans to porn website
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Been massive mistake - find creeps who did it, correct now!

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Dozens killed as Israel strikes north Gaza, medics say

(Riverine Herald)

Dozens are killed as the Israeli army/IDF strikes north of Gaza, medics say
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Sick fiendish serial killers raze Gaza to destroy rest of Hamas, many died

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