Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design

(Reuters)

Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design
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Experts blast its doorways, no stowage, entire coupe

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Remains of climber believed found 100 years after Everest

(1 News)

Remains of missing climber are believed found 100 years after Everest ascent
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Severed foot embalmed by ice, a silent fragment resurfaces, Irvine’s arisen

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Trump detours to Coachella

(CNN)

Trump detours to Coachella
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Oh? To Cal. pot culture dreams?

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More clues in 100-year-old Mount Everest mystery as climber’s foot found

(The Guardian)

More clues in 100-year-old Mount Everest mystery as climber’s foot found
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Many sore eyes document Irvine & Mallory’s efforts & cursed tumble too

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Hurricane Milton Nears Florida Coast as Rains Pound State

(Bloomberg)

Hurricane Milton nears Florida
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Not all horrified Americans run

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Republicans condemn naked Trump effigy near Las Vegas due to its ‘shock value’

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Republicans condemn naked Trump effigy near Las Vegas due to its ‘shock value’
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Savage title ‘Crooked and Obscene’, fat paunch, very small penis, u smug rude fink

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Britain agrees Chagos Island sovereignty deal with Mauritius

(CNN)

Britain agrees Chagos Island sovereignty deal with Mauritius
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“We insist having our military’s base Diego Garcia under stealth”

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Squeezed out: last accordion maker in France to close shop after 105 years

(The Guardian)

The last Maugein accordion on order
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One dour Macron raged “China stole it!”

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Macron calls for halt to arms deliveries to Israel

(Yahoo!)

Macron calls for halt to arms deliveries to Israel
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France's overall most moralist leader. Historical!

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Naked Donald Trump statue near Las Vegas branded 'deplorable'

(Sky News)
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Naked Donald Trump 'Crooked and Obscene' statue in Las Vegas is branded 'deplorable'
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Nevada GOP is rankled, reacts upset, scorned a nude dad bod male doll (not Barbie's Ken)

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Israeli strikes on civilians violate international law and Lebanese sovereignty

(ModernGhana)
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Israel’s aware, violently abandoning entente, ~ international law and Lebanese sovereignty

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Earth gets a mini-moon

(India Today)

Earth gets a mini-moon
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Ah, gem is not to remain

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Dolphins ‘deliberately get high’ on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around

(The Independent)

Dolphins "deliberately get high" on puffer fish nerve toxins by carefully chewing and passing them around
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Hungry 'hippy' cetacean lads swim over, nibble fugu fish, feeling rendered partly stoned/half high on toxins

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UK will have no coal-fired power plants

(ArsTechnica)

UK will have no coal-fired power plants
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Clean hookup, pleasant river, wildfowl

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