Trump sparks outrage with AI-generated image of himself as pope

(YnetNews)

Trump sparks outrage with Artificial Intelligence assisted image of himself as pope
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Sacrilege, shame, sir! AI image of "Pontiff Don I" with Trump lacks taste, i.e. all upset (gripes)

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Trump orders reopening of notorious Alcatraz prison

(BBC)

Trump orders reopening of notorious Alcatraz prison
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"Fool!" opponents groan, mourn. It's a stupid, crazier error.

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White House posts image of Trump as pope

(The Times of Israel)

White House posts image of Trump as pope
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Pompous oaf, (upset sigh) we hate imposter!

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Trump accused of Pope Francis funeral faux pas after ‘breaking dress code’ then leaving early

(The Independent)

President Trump is accused of Pope Francis funeral faux pas after ‘breaking dress code’ then leaving early
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Sacrosanct, no excuse. Grifter’s gaffe - enraptured pachyderm parades in offensive dark blue suit & lapel pin

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One Hundred Days of Ineptitude

(The New Yorker)

One Hundred Days of Ineptitude
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FU testy opinioned dunderhead

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Trump Insists Abrego Garcia Has ‘MS-13’ Tattoo Despite Evidence of Altering

(The New York Times)

Trump Insists Abrego Garcia Has ‘MS-13’ Tattoo Despite Evidence of Altering
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Fascist there at MAGA based deporting native on computer sigil stories

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"You can't lick a badger twice meaning"

(ArsTechnica)

"You can't lick a badger twice meaning"
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got back widely inaccurate meaning

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Vietnam still bears the scars of war

(ArsTechnica)

Vietnam still bears the scars of war ~ farms wilt, their scars not saveable

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Why Prince Andrew Is Finished After Virginia Giuffre’s Death

(The Daily Beast)

Why Prince Andrew Is Finished After Virginia Giuffre’s Death
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Affair with VG (i.e. his gaffe), her $ win & suicide (RIP) end stern Randy.

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Trump administration threatens Wikipedia's operator

(Gigazine)

Trump administration threatens Wikipedia's operator
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Weirdo traitor Ed Martin makes up this inapposite rant
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I know Ed Martin made up inapposite shit - arrest traitor

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Pope Francis dies on Easter Monday

(The New York Times)

Pope Francis dies on Easter Monday
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Priests in synod adore man of peace

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Drunk man walks into climate change, burns the bottoms of his feet off

(ArsTechnica)

Drunk man walks into climate change, burns the bottoms of his feet off
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Darwinian human kismet: Feckless toff (sot) to char both long feet numb

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Tesla share price crashes 15%, tumbles most since 2020

(Mint)

Tesla Inc share tumbles
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Blame richest NS salute

[NS: National Socialism]

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Pope Francis Dies on Easter Monday

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Pope Francis Dies on Easter Monday
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Compassionate person freed in day

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The Greater Scandal of Signalgate

(The New Yorker)

The Greater Scandal of Signalgate
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The Atlantic, so eager, flags danger

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