Amid ceasefire push, Palestinians bear the scars of Israeli detention

(Reuters)

Amid ceasefire push, Palestinians bear the scars of Israeli detention
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Enemies’ sadistic torture, no escape in here, a brain has PTSD, a life fails

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Tech bros line up for Trump's big day as new billionaire friends Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are all set to attend inauguration

(Daily Mail)

Tech bros line up for Trump's big day as new billionaire friends Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg are all set to attend inauguration
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In brief: Hear geeks Zuckerfucker, EM & bald JB earning round zillions merit to be Donald, wife Melania & Barron's guests at a POTUS 'n' FLOTUS party

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FBI forces Chinese malware to delete itself from US computers

(ArsTechnica)

FBI forces Chinese malware to delete itself from US computers
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Red menace scheme stole files, but we rise, scour it off platform

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President Biden Announces Recipients of the Presidential Medal of Freedom

(The White House)

The Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Find proof & admire all the esteemed

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What really happened with the Pacific Palisades wildfire?

(LAist)

What really happened with the Pacific Palisades wildfire?
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1. wind flapped; 2. wealthy area path; 3. wild heath: epic life crisis

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Greenland is not for sale, its leader says in response to Trump

(Reuters)

“Greenland is not for sale”
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No, foreigners steal land

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Trump's threat to take over Greenland

(The Hill)

Trump's threat to take over Greenland
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Oh, mean pervert to talk utter dangers

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Judge sentences Trump in hush money case but declines to impose any punishment

(Stuff.co.nz)

"The once and future President of the United States has engaged in a coordinated campaign to undermine its legitimacy," prosecutor Joshua Steinglass says
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Don T's egregious guilt in the Stormy Daniels case is certain. Today, a "no name" US judge refused to stand and impose a prison sentence. Tut, a pathetic high farce.

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'He is an introvert – a man of deeds, not words': How Vladimir Putin rose to power in Russia

(BBC)

'He is an introvert' a man of acts/deeds, not words': How did Vladimir Putin rise to power in Russia?
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Vaunted idea isn't mad, i.e. womaniser privatised & sold RUS corporations worth ??? to HNWI friends
(HNWI = High Net Worth Individual)

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Trump must be sentenced in hush money criminal case on 10 January, judge rules

(RNZ)

Trump must be sentenced in hush money criminal case on the tenth of January, judge rules
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Judge Juan Merchan, Stormy Daniels, Michael Cohen - I bet nutter Trump seethes “So unfunny!”

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'Catwoman' socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein dies at 84 in Paris

(9News)

'Catwoman' socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein dies at eighty four in Paris
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Pity surgeon made this face totally inane, weird jawline - it’s so iconic

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Fiery plane crash kills 179 in South Korea

(Reuters)
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Fiery plane crash kills 179 in South Korea
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Russki arsenal folk, they chop airline

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Musk's rise is symptomatic of our neo-feudal capitalist times

(Al-Jazeera)

Elon Musk's rise is symptomatic of our neo-feudal capitalist times
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i.e. Tesla CEO Musk made Trump's list of plutocrats if AI money is so in

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Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

(NBC News)

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch
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Oy! Unorthodox low-temperature quest took greenhorn American oafs. Feet so stiff.

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Trump accidentally shares cryptic message intended for Elon Musk with the world t

(Daily Mail)

Trump accidentally shares cryptic messages intended for Elon Musk with the world
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Mr T frowns “We declare deluded & criminally insane psychopaths must stick together”

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‘Nothing to talk about’: Panama president dismisses Trump’s threats over canal

(The Guardian)

‘Nothing to talk about’: Panama president dismisses Trump’s threats over canal
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Prohibitive toll charges make insane madman POTUS nuts and a protest starts

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The bald eagle is now the national bird

(The New York Times)

The bald eagle is now the national bird
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Has been noble tradition; law a delight

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