Kremlin denies report Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin have been in regular contact over the last two years

(Sky News)

Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin have been in regular contact for these last two years
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Ah, I get you want vile cantankerous Mr Trump in bed - all three as confidantes & lovers

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Depraved: Catfish killer Alexander McCartney who targeted 3,500 gets life sentence after sexually grooming and blackmailing young girls and manslaughter of 12-year-old

(The Irish News)

Irish catfish killer Alexander McCartney gets life sentence as ~ sex charlatan incited teen in secrecy - girl harms self, takes life

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Ig Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses

(The Guardian)

Some mammals are capable of breathing through their anus
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Ana(l)gram: Methought oaf Trump’s arsehole became his brain

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California Police Say Teslas Are Worthless

(Yahoo!)

California Police Say Teslas Are Worthless
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Sole reasons: I. Crap safety (lethal) II. Slow car

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Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia

(AP News)

Senile Trump kicks off the Pennsylvania rally by talking about golfer Arnold Palmer's genitals
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Numpty liar Trump's envy of a likeable golf ace's pristine tinkler's frankly a bad long shlong tale

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Harris tries to woo Republicans, while Trump says 'hand of God leading me'

(BBC)

Harris tries to woo Republicans, while Trump says 'hand of God leading me'
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Testy Donald is a perturbing megalomaniac who worships Fuehrer idols

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Trump cooks fries at McDonalds

(Business Insider)

Trump cooks fries at McDonalds
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Fat sick old man (crude sort) mops

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America's Cup: Team NZ wins Auld Mug for third time in a row

(RNZ)
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1.America’s Cup Sailing Competition Trophy: The “Auld Mug” Venue: Barcelona, Spain		1. An unbalanced title race
2. The defender is “Taihoro” Emirates Team New Zealand		2. Is unarguably the best built boat, the elite team reigns
3. Matteo De Nora 4. Grant Dalton 5. Peter Burlington 6. Blair Tuke	=	3. Canadian patron, legend 4. Tough fierce CEO 5. Best skipper, hero i.e. an annihilator 6. Finest wing trimmer, controls foils
The challenger’s “Ineos Britannia” Great Britain 7. Sir James Ratcliffe 8. Sir Ben Ainslie 9. Giles Scott		7. Demoralized patron 8. Terse helmsman, i.e. “I am an aggrieved racer, I lost it” 9. Just an aspirant

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King Charles receives a frosty welcome in Australia in first overseas tour as monarch

(CNN)

King Charles receives a frosty welcome in Australia ~ where egomaniac lunatic craves serflike royalists

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Five takeaways from Melania Trump's new book

(BBC)

Five takeaways from Melania Trump's new book
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Tip: lambast a very fake, woke memoir now, SNAFU!

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Hamas issues defiant message after Sinwar's death; Israel says war will continue. Analysis: Sinwar’s final moments evoke uncomfortable parallels to Israel hero

(NBC News)

That lionhearted man’s last words reputedly were "It's nothing, it is good to die for our country"
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We tell it or record that dour Sinwar fought too, is martyred, shot doing one’s duty in Palestine

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Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed

(CNN)
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Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar killed
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Yah, Israel arm held, waylaid snake

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Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design

(Reuters)

Tesla's sporty new two-seater robotaxi coupe design
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Experts blast its doorways, no stowage, entire coupe

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Remains of climber believed found 100 years after Everest

(1 News)

Remains of missing climber are believed found 100 years after Everest ascent
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Severed foot embalmed by ice, a silent fragment resurfaces, Irvine’s arisen

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Trump detours to Coachella

(CNN)

Trump detours to Coachella
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Oh? To Cal. pot culture dreams?

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