'He is an introvert – a man of deeds, not words': How Vladimir Putin rose to power in Russia

(BBC)

'He is an introvert' a man of acts/deeds, not words': How did Vladimir Putin rise to power in Russia?
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Vaunted idea isn't mad, i.e. womaniser privatised & sold RUS corporations worth ??? to HNWI friends
(HNWI = High Net Worth Individual)

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Trump must be sentenced in hush money criminal case on 10 January, judge rules

(RNZ)

Trump must be sentenced in hush money criminal case on the tenth of January, judge rules
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Judge Juan Merchan, Stormy Daniels, Michael Cohen - I bet nutter Trump seethes “So unfunny!”

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'Catwoman' socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein dies at 84 in Paris

(9News)

'Catwoman' socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein dies at eighty four in Paris
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Pity surgeon made this face totally inane, weird jawline - it’s so iconic

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Fiery plane crash kills 179 in South Korea

(Reuters)
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Fiery plane crash kills 179 in South Korea
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Russki arsenal folk, they chop airline

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Musk's rise is symptomatic of our neo-feudal capitalist times

(Al-Jazeera)

Elon Musk's rise is symptomatic of our neo-feudal capitalist times
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i.e. Tesla CEO Musk made Trump's list of plutocrats if AI money is so in

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Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch

(NBC News)

2 Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch
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Oy! Unorthodox low-temperature quest took greenhorn American oafs. Feet so stiff.

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Trump accidentally shares cryptic message intended for Elon Musk with the world t

(Daily Mail)

Trump accidentally shares cryptic messages intended for Elon Musk with the world
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Mr T frowns “We declare deluded & criminally insane psychopaths must stick together”

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‘Nothing to talk about’: Panama president dismisses Trump’s threats over canal

(The Guardian)

‘Nothing to talk about’: Panama president dismisses Trump’s threats over canal
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Prohibitive toll charges make insane madman POTUS nuts and a protest starts

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The bald eagle is now the national bird

(The New York Times)

The bald eagle is now the national bird
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Has been noble tradition; law a delight

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Emergency Warning - Bushfire - Take Shelter Now

(ABC News)

A warning from Victoria Emergency issued on Friday morning reads: “The extreme heat is likely to kill you well before the flames reach you”
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Eerie mayhem - no hammy exaggeration how fires takeoff & sickeningly incinerate rural territory. We fully dread lives & homes could be lost

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Trump vows to pursue death penalty ‘vigorously’ after Biden commutations

(The Guardian)

Trump vows to pursue the death penalty ‘vigorously’ after Biden commutations
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Why tempt fate as very punitive bandito taunts poor murderous scum - “Go to Hell!”

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Israel hits broadcast van killing five Palestinian journalists in Gaza

(Al Jazeera)

Israel shoots broadcast lorry killing five of Palestinian journalists near hospital in the Gaza strip
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A riot story: Rage as Zionist fighters kill press in a van & children. No alibi or jape. Stop all-in fatal stoush!

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One child is killed every hour in Gaza, UNRWA chief says

(The New Arab)

Ah, killing Arab children cannot be justified. Those who survive are scarred physically and emotionally
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War situation’s grave & very bloody. Hardball child killer Netanyahu has no conscience. Pester & jail him & IDF

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President Joseph Biden condemns Russia’s ‘outrageous’ Christmas attack on Ukraine

(The Hill)

President Joseph Biden condemns Russia’s ‘outrageous’ Christmas attack on Ukraine
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Ask: Has POTUS Joe Parkinson's or ...? Ancient curmudgeon's uttered direst amnesiac b***shi*

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Russia's Christmas Day missile strikes 'inhumane,' Zelenskyy says

(Euro News)

The Russian Christmas Day missile strikes are so bloody 'inhumane,' Zelenskyy reacts
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Russkiy blitzes & hammers UKR in sheer massacres at Noel, he says. Lots die in city on day

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Seasonal flu on the rise and Covid on the wane in Switzerland

(Swissinfo)

Seasonal flu is on the increase and Covid is on the wane in Switzerland
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Influenza ails to worsen and SARS disease down in CHE (Helvetic nation)

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Gaza toddlers got the polio vaccine, then an Israeli bomb took their legs

(Al Jazeera)

Gaza toddlers got the polio vaccine, then an Israeli bomb took their legs
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Stop bloodbaths Zion, negate ego/might - all kids are inviolate, correct eh?

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Trump to give America's tallest mountain new name

(Daily Mail)

Trump, once President, to give America's tallest mountain new name
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i.e. Strongman primate-elect wants previous name on Mt Denali. Cute!

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