The GOP Field

(CNN)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Ben Carson Ted Cruz Carly Fiorina Lindsey Graham Mike Huckabee George Pataki Rand PauL Rick Perry Marco Rubio Rick Santorum Donald Trump Bobby Jindal Chris Christie John Kasich Scott Walker

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(by Russ Atkinson)