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Switzerland's Nemo breaks Eurovision Song Contest trophy = Voters see non-binary mister drop show's icon on stage. Klutz!
(The Independent)
Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump said she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka: 'Smart, blonde, and beautiful' = Tut! First, The Donald's different abominable remarks at hush money trial disgust me. This dude, he is a dim pavian* *German for "baboon"
(The Independent)
Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump said she reminded him of his daughter: Smart, blonde, and beautiful = Ugh! Tryst must be sordid, i.e. if the adult smut film star Stephanie is ashamed after "mini Donald" boned her
(3 Quarks Daily)
Orangutan, heal thyself: First wild animal observed using a medicinal plant to treat its face wounds = I watch old man of forest in Sumatra nail it (puts natural herbs on infected visage daily and gets well)